sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

Seth Meyers and Tina Fey.

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

-annoying:

tamponspiritqueen:

i always just scrolled past this video but today i watched it and learned that i wasnt just scrolling past a video ~ i was scrolling past an experience 

I want this to play at my wedding and my funeral

SH